Medium or Metaphor?

Tonight while searching for a Kurt Vonergut illustration, I came across this mosaic called Breakfast of Champion. It is made out of sugared breakfast cereal. At first the description seemed to revert to that all-too-familiar silly art-critic blabber about meaning and artist’s statement… but then it dawned on me, they might have a point. Is the cereal merely a medium, or is it also metaphor?

What are they saying about him? Is he a Lucky Charm? A Cocoa Puff? A Fruit Loop? Or is this image saying “Cheerio Obama?” Or… is it simply an acknowledgment that he’s getting eaten for breakfast?

Art + Wind = Pure Genius

Amazingly life-like wind-powered creature/sculptures that walk on their own. Absolutely delightful. A modern day Da Vinci.

Double Space-Case
(a funny rant about something you probably used to think was boring)

Space Invaders: Why you should never, ever use two spaces after a period.

So, this topic seems to come up in my life over and over again. Maybe it’s because I wrote a book. Maybe it’s because I worked at a publishing company. Maybe it’s because the whole rest of my family worked at a publishing company too. But apparently I’m the enemy because I took a typing class in junior high. Regardless, now I use a computer a lot, typing faster than most people I know, and I can do so even though I waste all that precious time hitting the space bar twice at the end of each sentence. Regardless, people keep nagging me about this whole one-space-is-righter-than-two thing, as if it were somehow relevant to… well… anything important. The Space Invaders article above is no exception. Maybe they’re just trying to create a sort of elitism for people who were born after the demise of the typewriter–you know, those computer people… the ones who never used a typewriter. They’re special, you see, they’ve always typed on the REAL kind of keyboard. Hey, wait a minute, aren’t they the same generation of doinks that debased our language with text-speak because of their crappy little phone keypads? Oh, and speaking of elitism, sometimes I wonder if some of these single-space snoots are the same people who use two spaces to park their Porsche.

Some folks just can’t seem to resist the urge to preach about it, because they say a double space is “Wrong!” and it degrades the readability of the text. I don’t think anybody but the Space Patrol even takes notice, and I’m sure they’re the only ones who care. If readability is impacted, it’s because somebody’s breathing over my shoulder complaining about it (while sipping a cup of earl grey with their pinky sticking out… and then I say something clever like “Piss off. You look like Judi Dench… Ouch! Get out of here with that ruler!”). Sheesh. Anyway, you can’t scare me, I had Sister Victorine for typing class. By the way, I used only one space in the first paragraph and two spaces in this paragraph… did you notice? Ha ha, trick question. I know the answer is NO, because your HTML browser ignores the second space. [Discrimination! First Ammendment violation! Corporate oppression! Help, somebody call Ralph Nader!].

Apparently the reason people think it’s antiquated is that modern word processors and typesetters (read DTP), and web browsers especially (that’s all that matters these days anyway, right?), can adjust the space after punctuation automatically, so you don’t need the extra hit on the space bar. However, I assert that if they’re not yet smart enough to automatically replace my typed double-space with an adequately sized single space, then the software isn’t really as advanced as they say, and the practice is not, after all, so egregiously behind the times. Besides, if it were actually correct then MS Word would have included “replace double space with single” among the default auto-correct options, because after all, Microsoft *always* helps you do things correctly, dontcha know.

In the end I know I win this debate anyway, because you can edit out all the double spaces you want, but that won’t change the fact that I thought up a better title for my article about it. So, Mr. Fancy Pants, who’s the better editor now? PLUS, you think you’re so clever with your Space Invaders double entendre, but if you’re actually old enough to remember the video game then you certainly learned on a typewriter too–so you’re not one of The Chosen either. Na-ne-na-ne-boo-boo! [Now read this paragraph again in Homer Simpson's voice. . . Ahhh, that's better. (Did it annoy you that I used spaces between the periods for a fake ellipsis here, especially because I didn't do so in earlier cases above? {wringing my hands and bellowing "Mwa ha ha..." |Don't know what an ellipsis is? Then why haven't you fallen asleep yet?|})]

Furthermore, as with any situation where more than one standard is commonplace, advocating for (or against) the so-called “correctness” of [whatever choice is being proselytized] might simply be an exercise for people with too much time on their hands. :-) Let’s argue about the toilet seat instead. Seriously! See page 157 in my book. There IS a right answer. ;-)

Playing outside… was it always such a drag?

Its merely a flesh wound

A friend of mine said something really funny today, I had to share it. He was talking about getting his kids interested in other activities…

“You need to de-stimulate them for a week first (lock up all electronics). Sometimes in the summer I would actually lock the kids outside to force them to play with sticks, rocks and trees (to use their imagination). Pretty soon I saw my daughter voluntarily sitting on the corner of our 2.5 Acre lot playing in the grass.. I thought ‘progress’? and then I found out that she was just hijacking the neighbors wifi.. at least she was getting sun.”
-Lee Ritchie, friend and former classmate.

He’d given me a glimmer of hope for a second but I ended up with an [albeit dejected] laugh instead. I am definitely going to quote that, repeatedly.

I work on a college campus full of science nerds who spend all their time in the basement playing with computers and video games… dreaming about making… computers and video games. Like many kids these days, they don’t seem to appreciate the value in playing outside. This school has no hackey sack or frisbee going on in the campus lawn, although there is an occasional game of cricket and a lot of jousting–I guess if you have to resort to running around with swords and talking in british accents to get kids outside then so be it.

Caffeinated Math (“Caffematics?”)

Mathematical Balloon Tying

I think this might be the most fun I’ve had with math in a long time… In fact it may be the most playful stuff I’ve ever seen about math. Vi Heart calls herself a “recreational mathemusician” and seems to be a high school or college age student. She obviously plays with math a lot, as evidenced by her everything page which includes, well, everything–from geometrical balloon twisting to mathematical foods. One of the best involves explorations with paper-reel music boxes. One uses a reel made from a paper mobius strip, and another employs multiple music boxes on various looped reels to illustrate the structurally-layered repetitive composition of Pachelbel’s Canon.

The math doodling videos are definitely my favorite. They feature her caffeinated narrations showing all sorts of fun you can have with math concepts, told through doodles drawn on paper (with sharpies even, eek!). There are fun tidbits cleverly inserted here and there, and it’s great. But here’s where her true genius shows… many of the videos begin with a complaint about how boring that day’s math class lecture is, so she distracts you with a doodling process, but then ends up illustrating fundamentals of that lesson in the process without really saying so, and the viewer learns something about the concept unwittingly. It’s brilliant.

Here’s one about infinite series that she illustrates by filling shapes with circles.

Here you learn about exponential functions by drawing binary trees.

This one teaches about factoring in the process of drawing stars.

Try this irresistible exploration of prime numbers and the skeletal patterns they make, which she calls “prime ribs.” :-) Then it becomes an exploration of doing math by patterns rather than calculations.

But this one takes the cake… The Gauss Christmath Special song (aka “Twelve Days of Christmath”) and associated commentary is no less than a true joy. It’s a must-see for any kind of math or science nerd.

Raising the Bar Code

In our world of technology certain compulsory elements seem to sometimes interfere with the way we might otherwise create, design, or interact with a product. Packaging is especially wrought with such concerns. Theft prevention efforts lead to otherwise unnecessarily-oversized packaging, merchandising requirements determine shapes and features of packaging and in some cases the products themselves. Sales tracking necessitates bar codes. From time to time an especially amusing clever design for one of these  comes along that pushes the limits or integrates with unusual synergy…

And occasionally an inspired burst of whimsy takes me completely by surprise. Transforming otherwise utilitarian and aesthetically bankrupt necessities into bits of fun, I find these images delightful. Not just aesthetically, but for their success at turning something so boring and intrusive into something so enjoyable. They cull the good from a necessary evil. A ‘quagmiracle’ of sorts.

More examples available here where the images above came from. And even more from Barcode Revolution, a site dedicated to bar code creativity. Enjoy!

Mathematical Mouthful (“Mouthmatics?”)

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My wife called me a nerd this morning. All I did was say “Hey, I made a sine and cosine sandwich.” after making a PB&J with one slice of bread accidentally rotated 90 degrees with respect to the other. Then I decided it should be a “tangent sandwich” on account of the layering (sine over cosine). “Tanwich” for short. She added that if I turned it over it would become a “cotanwich.” Who’s the nerd now? Finally we settled on “first-order DiffEq sinusoidal sandwich”. Now that’s a mouthful.

Homeless Messiah meets Scooby Doo

Homeless Messiah meets Scooby Doo

Occasionally I encounter an urban charicature that simply must be captured. This underpass commonly plays host to a variety of panhandling characters, but this particular combination is too intriguing to ignore. It’s a guy who pushes a shopping cart labeled “Jesus” loaded with various items, including a wooden cross. Bumming a smoke from him is a guy wearing a Scooby Doo costume.

Pink Power or Bust

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The recent Facebook bra color campaign has certainly caused a fascinating stir. As an awareness-raising effort for breast cancer, women posted a single-word status update on their facebook page, indicating the color of their bra, and quietly passed the message along exclusively to other women. Some think it’s genius, others take offense. What does it all mean?

I have a hard time finding fault in it. In the world of causes, publicity is everything. Publicists talk about the ideal campaigns as having ‘sex appeal.’ Well, breast cancer has certainly cornered that market, for better or worse. But some are cautious to offer praise, as evidenced by recent blog posts on the topic. They are plentiful but here and there are a couple examples. Some feel that breast cancer is too serious an issue to play around with in Facebook ‘games.’ Maybe so. Some assert that the bra game includes no perspective on the real issue. Perhaps not.

But awareness has to start somewhere. That said, by now anybody who isn’t already aware of breast cancer probably isn’t going to be reached no matter what campaigns we try. So what’s the point then, if everybody who can be reached already knows? Can it provide for deeper enlightenment as time goes on? Will it encourage people to support efforts financially? Those are good things right? Does it matter if that support came from a person who really understands breast cancer, or if it comes from someone who was intrigued by learning the color of an acquaintence’s bra? Perhaps the latter source isn’t prompted by the ideal kind of inspiration, but isn’t it still a worthy contribution to the cause?

As a person who wrote a book about living with another chronic illness, I can assure you that not everybody is going to understand the full perspective of what it means to be sick or have illness in your family. In fact, many people won’t, even when they try hard. It’s a fact of life that, unless a person has personally been impacted by disease as a patient or loved one, they simply can not understand it fully, and even then it’s a challenge. But that’s not their fault. It’s not a flaw. Rather, it is a blessing because it means they are healthy and fortunate. Regardless, they can still be valid supporters. And we rely heavily on their generosity. They give on faith that what they are doing is important, without the benefit of full understanding. And that strikes me as the kind of donor worth keeping. Awareness campaigns try to capture attention and educate as best as possible. But nobody will ever understand as well as a patient or their close circle of friends and family, and inherently those who offer support may not always show it in the preferred ways—but that doesn’t mean it shouldn’t be valued.

I work with a medical foundation and one of our primary hurdles is awareness, because hardly anybody knows what the disease is or that it even exists. But then again, our chronic illness involves bowels instead of breasts, which is about as sexy as, well, diarrhea. We hold fundraising walks hoping for 200 people in small markets and 1200 in larger markets. In my little market the breast cancer walk had a turnout of 20,000. We literally drool over the kind of attention that Pink gets, and can hardly compete for donors. But we try, and we succeed. And I am pleased with whatever help we can get, whether it comes from sincere understanding or from a giggle about potty humor. My book uses humor to cover a difficult topic, so I definitely understand that there can be a fine line between lighthearted support and making light, and it can be hard to distinguish sometimes. But I am inclined to extend the benefit of the doubt when people offer their assistance, in whatever form.

We could debate whether breast cancer deserves its apparent royalty status as The Most Important Disease in the World, and whether ‘pink nausea’ will have a damaging impact somehow… but again, as publicists say, “All publicity is good publicity.” This bra color campaign is a publicist’s dream. It started apparently by itself, with nobody taking credit. It spread effortlessly to millions of people in a matter of hours. It has everything a good marketing campaign needs—mystery, intrigue, a sense of exclusivity that makes people want to play along, and most importantly, self-propagation… to the point that people are searching the internet and passing it on like wildfire without even knowing what it is. Plus, it’s FREE!

Is it altruistic? Is it action? I don’t know, but it’s incredible publicity, and that absolutely translates to awareness. Since it was primarily passed on by women, perhaps it also demonstrates the power of women’s solidarity. Regardless, it’s an accomplishment that I am sure will benefit the cause, without question. Maybe not directly, but perhaps it created a wave of hits to cancer support web sites, or other second-acts beyond the status update. It might not be the perfect solution, but it’s a blessing worth counting.

In my own private tribute to a friend who survived testicular cancer, I posted the color of my underwear that day, without explanation. Not surprisingly, my too-subtle message was misinterpreted as a joke about cross-dressing in a blue brassiere. But it makes me wonder why women should have the exclusive patent on awareness with sex appeal. Remember Livestrong? Lance Armstrong certainly has an appeal, being an eye-pleasing super-human athlete. He definitely captured the world’s attention with those bracelets. Still, with all that focus on testicular cancer, one could easily have gotten the impression that it’s a disease with just a single victim. And nowadays, I hardly ever see yellow through the sea of pink. For crying out loud, the whole of professional football wore pink for an entire month last fall.

So, what’s so different about Pink Power? Are breasts really that much more of an attention-getter? Apparently so. Maybe it’s the simple fact that it’s easier for a man to lose a testicle privately than for a woman to lose a breast. I don’t know.

Certainly the bra color campaign raises the question of whether it’s OK to exploit the sexy side of breasts for a good cause. Breasts are used to sell nearly everything. Is that contributing to the greater good? Busty attempts to sell magazines, cars, beer? Probably not. Flashy efforts to sell raunchy videos depicting the lowered inhibitions of drunken college co-eds? Definitely not. But what about a mission to save lives? With all the breast exploitation going on, might we at least hang on to the one form that is actually doing some good?


Make a difference:

American Cancer Society

Susan G Komen for the Cure

National Breast Cancer Foundation


Or whatever illness needs your help… here’s where much of my effort goes:

Crohn’s & Colitis Foundation of America


The Story of Stuff

The Story of Stuff

I came across this brilliant animated video today. It’s a great description of how we transitioned into a consumer society and started the ball rolling to destroy our planet in the process of making stuff for us to buy that makes us the least happy we’ve ever been. There’s also a great video there on cap & trade.

Yes, I really did mean to say “Happy Holidays.”

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Please don’t be offended if I say “Happy Holidays.” If you thought I was just being politically correct, and think that I should be saying “Merry Christmas” instead, then, well, I ask you to consider that there’s more than one holiday in the season, and not everybody is celebrating yours. Isn’t there room for everyone’s celebrations?

Stay in School

Jobless Rate for People Like You

The Jobless Rate for People Like You

I was intrigued by this interactive unemployment statistic generator.  It shows the progression of unemployment rates for more than 100 combinations of demographic characteristics.  You can look at the plots together on one graph, or filter by various combinations. There were two generalities that stood out for me, one surprising and the other not so much.

1. Using ‘all education levels’ the only category where women had higher unemployment than men was for hispanics over 25.

2. Selecting all races, genders, and ages, then selecting various education levels, a strikingly clear message emerges… STAY IN SCHOOL.